A Most Spooktacular Crap Film Festival

On this bonechilling day of horrors, I wanted to share some demonically entertaining treats. To start our little frightfest off, I give you the trailer to TEEN WOLF:


Here is the awesome and hilarious ONCE BITTEN dance-off scene, starring Jim Carrey and Lauren Hutton (and that girl who kinda looks like the Silver Spoons lady):



And for the most horrifying clip of all, here is TEEN WITCH's infamous "Top That" rap battle:


HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

Now, it's a left at Cuba, then a right after three lights...

Mapquest, in its infinite helpfulness, provided the above image as my overall map route for a trip later today. Mind you, I am just trying to figure out how to get to a happy hour roughly 10 miles away. At least I know for sure I don't need a passport to enjoy my Monday Margarita. What a relief!

Why I never spend any time on MySpace despite my festive page

Hi Kristen,

You have been invited to join the girls modeling show group on MySpace.