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• Ah, my sweet alma mater. Not only has Penn dropped to #7, but now it's cultivating a staff full of dirty old man professors hell bent on sexual assault and enhancing their already prodigious child pornography collections. Go Quakers!



• The CBS Publicity Photoshoppers have mad skillz! I'd like them to rework all of my pictures since the age of five or so.



• Paula Abdul, wasted yet again on national tv. Of course, I'm actually more concerned that she's building up her shoulder muscles like a mid-80s action star. Her neck is becoming a tree trunk!