Cinderfella

Renee Zellweger is such a team player. The studios must love her. Getting married to the man who sang "She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy" to help publicize Cinderella Man was above and beyond. Getting divorced just as she's going on the Asian leg of the Cinderella Man junket? Brilliant. In one master stroke, not only does she garner more publicity for her summer flop, but she gets rid of the human baggage acquired on the US leg. With an annulment no less! Russell Crowe tried with his whole Naomi Campbell impersonation, but Renee's really outdone him this time. Congrats!

And ladies who love tractors: The Chesney is back on the market. Rejoice.