J. Peterman: Vindicated at Last!

Finally. The stage is set. I hope J. Peterman breaks out the big guns, like maracas and ruffled sleeves, to snatch victory from the jaws of Kelly Monaco's bare midriff. Cause wearing napkins as skirts and headbands as tops seemed to be her only dancing skill.

Now go mop the floor with that insipid soap star twinkie John! It's on!