Don't Call Him Shirley

In the day's least compelling headline, P. Diddy has decided to drop the P and go by Diddy. Because it was apparently taking him too long to explain what his name was. Yup, that should be all cleared up now that he's removed that troublesome initial. Only Prince could pull off moniker musical chairs, and even then it was a bit silly. I hate to break it you Diddy, but you're no Prince. I've got a radical idea: go by Sean. Seriously.