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Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Naughty Nachos for McGreevey

With the trio of politician sex scandals rocking the Northeast these past two weeks, I'm getting tired of learning about how dirty our leaders are. Spitzer broke the law, which is stupid. As for his replacement releasing his affair history? I guess it's good he got that out of the way, but I feel like it's none of our business.

The best story by far was Jim "Gay American" McGreevey's TGIFriday three-way. What a hilariously unappealing story. A limo driver, a closet dweller and his soon-to-be-wife, living their version of a bizarro-world letter to Penthouse. Budget-friendly dinner at TGIFriday's? What a sensual way to stoke the fires of illicit passion!

I took a look at some of the menus at popular chain restaurants, and here are some sure-fire (and cheap!) dishes to heat up your next menage-a-trois:

Friday’s Three For All: our big-enough-to-share platter features a trio of our most famous appetizers: Loaded Potato Skins, Fried Mozzarella and our spicy Buffalo Wings.
The appetizer that probably inspired the whole sordid affair.

Macaroni Grill
Mama's Trio: Three Italian classics with a delicious new taste. Primo Chicken Parmesan, Layers & Layers of Lasagna and Chicken Cannelloni
The perfect cheese-infused warm-up, to a night of hot gubernatorial action.

Smokehouse Bacon Triple-The-Cheese Big Mouth Burger: Extra thick-cut jalapeno applewood smoked bacon triple-layered with smoked cheddar, Swiss and provolone cheers, sautéed onions, shredded lettuce, tomato, pickle and jalapeno ranch dressing.
Wow - the description alone sounds dirty.

Fajita Trio: Tender grilled steak, marinated grilled chicken and spicy garlic & lime grilled shrimp. Served sizzling w/onions & bell peppers.
Did somebody say sizzling? I think we’ve got a winner.

Ultimate Trio: Pick three delicious appetizers from a menu of favorites.
I think with this one, you could pick a better participant than your limo driver.

With delectable delights like this on the menu, you're sure to score sexy points with employees and beards alike!


  • This post would've been making me really really hungry, 'cept I keep imagining a disembodied mini-McGreevey face superimposed over the Three For All (centered over the condiments.) Blech.

    To think I voted for this guy :( He just comes across as soooo creepy at this point...and the menage-a-trois tale reeks of custody battle fabrication imho. I actually didn't follow the fall-out from this revelation or notice if anything came of it beyond the inital publicity. I hope it's not true anyway, if only that it's kinda gross...and, as you said, shouldn't all this stuff go into the "none of our business" category?

    Personally, I like to preface all my romantic interludes with a stop at McDonalds. Nothing excites me more than a 99 cent burger and all the diet coke I can drink. Now if only McG had just stuck to a double cheeseburger(whatever that means...)

    By Blogger Cyn, at 12:10 PM  

  • Pretty worthwhile info, thank you for the article.

    By Anonymous Blaze, at 2:39 PM  

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