Will Helicopter Guy, Lounge Lizard, and the Tai Chi Hitleresque Butler be in it?

Dust off the furry mustache and break out the Hawaiian shirt collection: Magnum P.I. is coming to the big screen. With the director of Dodgeball at the helm, I'm sure it will be a classy affair. My suggestion for Magnum? Tom Selleck. No one else could possibly fill those deck shoes. But they'll probably make it Ben Stiller or Colin Farrell or Johnny Knoxville. In unrelated breaking news, Hollywood is still all out of original ideas.