Skating With Celebrities: The Most Highly Anticipated Fox Reality Series Since Temptation Island (by me anyway)

Dust off the cobwebs for March Madness and practice your tournament pool skills today. Click here to download the Skating With Celebrities Tournament Bracket. You can even record the couples' Artistic Merit and Technical Merit scores, something I'm sure I'll be doing whenever I can catch this sure to be awesome train wreck of a TV show. The insanity begins tonight, and I can't wait to see that one real skating dude drop Kristy Swanson on her "40-something still trying to pass as early college age on CSI spin-offs" fool head.