TomKat's False Stomach Handler Falls Asleep At the Wheel

I'm as exhausted by TomKat news as the next person, but I can's believe they let her out of the compound with her fake stomach out of wack. His cult minions are really falling down on the job. I haven't always been on board the completely fake pregnancy train, but this seems so blatantly wrong. I feel so badly for poor Katie Holmes. Is this the price she has to pay for ending up with Pacey at the end of Dawson's Creek? Our girl is totally lost. Once M:I3 comes out and the baby is produced, at least they'll go away for a little while.