Speaking of Flames

I saw Titanic FIVE times in the movie theater, and I wasn't even the biggest Leo DiCaprio supporter at the time. Now its poster twin, Brokeback Mountain, is coming out (no pun intended) and looks to be just as scorching a love story. Only it has my beloved and extra hot Jake Gyllenhaal making out with Heath "Most of the Time My Hair Looks Super Grody, But Kristen Still Sorta Thinks I'm Handsome Anyway" Ledger. Mreow! I always believed in equal opportunity onscreen sexploits. Is it wrong that I'm this excited about no-subtext-required mainstream guy-on-guy action? Maybe, but I don't care. Cause being this wrong feels so right.