How Special For Him

The headline reads "Millionaire Senator Just Got Richer Thanks To Powerball." At least we have it confirmed that these things only happen to people who are already rich, old people who are very near death and unable to properly enjoy the wealth, or groups of litigious co-workers destined to waste all of the money in lawsuits about the money. My Powerball dreams, needless to say, did not come true and I had to still go to my 8:00 AM meeting. Stupid lottery.