Sheesh

I take a short break from blogging, and the world just goes to hell. Bush nominates a woman-hatin' conservative "more Scalia than Scalia" justice to the SCOTUS. Silver Spoons/Valerie's Family/Hogan Family/Arrested Development hilarious cutie pie Jason Bateman goes under the knife. Michelle Williams,AKA Jen Lindley, FINALLY has her by now ancient baby with the tragically coiffed co-star of 10 Things I Hate About You. And finally, Christian Slater tries to break his neck in front of Paris Hilton. Up is down! White is black! The world is insane!

On a related note: Christian, once I almost fell off a roof during a party courtesy of Sutter Home's White Zinfandel, so I know what you're going through. Okay, twice. Of course, it wasn't reported beyond my circle of friends at that time. It also didn't involve the pointlessly famous, bitchy, stupid, slutty waste of a life and a family fortune that is Paris Hilton. Come on, guy! I used to worship you! Between Pump Up The Volume and Heathers, you were the snarky, intense heartthrob of a generation. Straighten up and fly right! Or at least hang out with cooler people when you're on the sauce.