Abbondanza!
for when you don't know what else to say

Sunday, December 23, 2007

I gotcha back, dawg


Switching around the dial this morning, I got to see the worst line of dialog ever recorded in the course of motion picture history. "Crossover" is a modern-day exploitation film starring Wayne Brady as a basketball agent hustler dude. These guys are the potential b-ball stars he is tempting into a life of skirting NCAA regulations. Will they escape life working at fake Foot Locker? Only time will tell. In the meanwhile, enjoy the tight bond of two best friends. They reeeeeeeeeally look out for each other.

Topanga in chains




Did you ever watch Boy Meets World? Were you ever horrified at how terrible the main character's girlfriend treated him and confused by his devotion to her? If so, you're probably psyched to see that demanding witch Topanga and her crazy lips have been arrested.

Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Think About It

It's the time of the year when you should think about your fellow man. Just like the Conchords said:


I realized today that I had a bunch of posts in draft form that I never published, so I'm releasing them as I contemplate adding actual new content. Stay tuned (if you're still out there, that is).